There’s been a lot of discussion on whether Python, Ruby or insert your favorite dynamic language, is a good lisp.
I just noticed some old code of mine where I had tried to be clever/lispy in PHP, which I just had to share, it’s absolutely amazing. Don’t try this at home.
array_map( create_function('$a','$a->stamp = strtotime($a->createdDate); $a->wallType = "activity"; return $a;'), $acts ); return array_filter( $acts, create_function('$a', 'return $a->type != "title";') );
This is simply… I don’t know what this is, ah yeah, it’s as close as you can get to lisp in PHP5.
Laugh or weep, up to you