And they tell everyone they know PHP!! Its sad but true. I'm going to start a site where we can blacklist these what I like to call “Cowboy Programmers” (YEEEHAAA!!!! Lets build a system in PHP!!! YEEEHAAA!!!) because they soil the job market and ruin companies with great ideas forever.

Also have worked on lots of projects with comments like:
//Must put search results here
- with no further code to search any database - What a joke!!

This is the type of stuff I used to see in “sites” built by “programmers” using ASP and Access!! ROFL!!

I started coding when I was 11. I taught myself from books (GW Basic). I can not relate to you guys who say your code used to look like that, sorry. So I'll just say I have never done anything so idiotic. Its just easier to write an HTML site than to try and work with that drivel!!

The best part is how surprised the poor site owner seems to be. LMFAO!! “Really?” - Yes. You got screwed, man! Sorry to be the bearer of bad news!

Though mine is messy and bad, it still works fine, but not as messy as that above. That just takes the p…

Working with someone elses code is a nightmare, especially if they really havent got a clue. I assume this was a true story? If so what size where the DB date and click logs, lol.

I especially like the end and those immortal words….

“I need a Chang, a big one” - usually helps.

Thats so pretty…my favorite is:

// Please do not touch my code.

to which my answer would be:

thank you

But looking back, i got loads of old code thats not too pretty, probably those guys improved too.

Love

Thats so pretty…my favorite is:

// Please do not touch my code.

to which my answer would be:

thank you

But looking back, i got loads of old code thats not too pretty, probably those guys improved too.

Love

Probably made by someone’s nephew

lol

<?php
// DYNAMIC Product list for my products.!
// Based on the General Publci Liesencec!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
// Please do not touch my code.
echo “”;

echo “”;

// DYNAMIC ARRAY OF MY TABLE HEADERS
$array[0][key] = 0;
$array[0][Value] = Price;
$array[1][key] = 1;
$array[1][Value] = ID;
$array[2][key] = 2;
$array[2][Value] = Name;
$array[3][key] = 3;
$array[3][Value] = Type;
$array[4][key] = 4;
$array[4][Value] = Description;
$array[5][key] = 5;
$array[5][Value] = Weight;
$array[6][key] = 6;
$array[6][Value] = Code;
$array[7][key] = 7;
$array[7][Value] = Product;
$array[8][key] = 8;
$array[8][Value] = MoneyCurrency;
$array[9][key] = 9;
$array[9][Value] = Paymentmethod;
$array[10][key] = 10;
$array[10][Value] = PayPal;

if ($array[10][Value] == PayPal){

function addPayPal(){
return “PAYPAL OK”;
}
}

echo “

(ID: $array[0][key])-$array[0][value]
(ID: $array[1][key])-$array[1][value]
(ID: $array[2][key])-$array[2][value]
(ID: $array[3][key])-$array[3][value]
(ID: $array[4][key])-$array[4][value]
(ID: $array[5][key])-$array[5][value]
(ID: $array[6][key])-$array[6][value]
(ID: $array[7][key])-$array[7][value]
(ID: $array[8][key])-$array[8][value]
(ID: $array[9][key])-$array[9][value]
(ID: $array[10][key])-$array[10][value]

“;

/*

TODO: Put in the list of items here in table tags
*/

echo “”;

echo “”;

?>

<?php
// DYNAMIC Product list for my products.!
// Based on the General Publci Liesencec!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
// Please do not touch my code.
echo “”;

echo “”;

// DYNAMIC ARRAY OF MY TABLE HEADERS
$array[0][key] = 0;
$array[0][Value] = Price;
$array[1][key] = 1;
$array[1][Value] = ID;
$array[2][key] = 2;
$array[2][Value] = Name;
$array[3][key] = 3;
$array[3][Value] = Type;
$array[4][key] = 4;
$array[4][Value] = Description;
$array[5][key] = 5;
$array[5][Value] = Weight;
$array[6][key] = 6;
$array[6][Value] = Code;
$array[7][key] = 7;
$array[7][Value] = Product;
$array[8][key] = 8;
$array[8][Value] = MoneyCurrency;
$array[9][key] = 9;
$array[9][Value] = Paymentmethod;
$array[10][key] = 10;
$array[10][Value] = PayPal;

if ($array[10][Value] == PayPal){

function addPayPal(){
return “PAYPAL OK”;
}
}

echo ”

(ID: $array[0][key])-$array[0][value]
(ID: $array[1][key])-$array[1][value]
(ID: $array[2][key])-$array[2][value]
(ID: $array[3][key])-$array[3][value]
(ID: $array[4][key])-$array[4][value]
(ID: $array[5][key])-$array[5][value]
(ID: $array[6][key])-$array[6][value]
(ID: $array[7][key])-$array[7][value]
(ID: $array[8][key])-$array[8][value]
(ID: $array[9][key])-$array[9][value]
(ID: $array[10][key])-$array[10][value]

“;

/*

TODO: Put in the list of items here in table tags
*/

echo “”;

echo “”;

?>